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Canine Confidence Up

SCRANTON—The Department of Canine Commerce released their first quarter report yesterday that measures the economic health of the nation. The big news is that Canine Confidence rose in the first quarter by an impressive 2.9% to 8.9% overall. Economist Peter Sherman sees confidence rising steadily through the rest of the year. “When dogs like what they smell out there, it’s good for the economy. And evidently, right now, they like what they’re smelling a lot.” Read more…

Area Dog Wishes to See Colors of the Rainbow

SALEM—Ralph the Bulldog has seen enough, or not enough, as the case may be. After years of hearing his owners’ endless “Ahhhhhs” over spring rainbows, Ralph is fed up. “The rest of the world gets to see a glorious rainbow; I get to see a glorious mess. Just a bunch of murky bands arching across the sky. It sucks,” the disgruntled Bulldog growled. Read more…

Having Owner May Increase Your Lifespan

Looking to stretch out those dog days? The answer may be at the other end of your leash. Read more…

Dog Hot Over Slanderous Pic

What, no mustard?

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New Software Helps Dogs Understand Humans

Scientists announced a stunning breakthrough yesterday that promises to make it possible for dogs to actually understand what humans say. Read more…

Dog Years a “Ripoff?”

Top canine scientists have recently published new research findings that could turn the dog world upside down. Read more…

Catnip Pyramid Scheme Sends Pooch to Pound

A well-known Yorkie was sentenced Friday to three months in a high-security federal kennel for fleecing friends and business associates in what authorities labeled a get-rich quick plot gone awry. Read more…